So, some things only happen to me. Really. This was truly an epic one.

I went to my cousin's birthday barbecue on Sunday. It started in the early afternoon and lasted until about midnight, when I left. I talked to all my cousin's friends, and one of them seemed vaguely interested. But I've been known to be wrong about those things and, well, it was ( Read more... )

Love is like gasoline: it's expensive, usually ends when you need it the most, and can be easily replaced by alcohol.

And decided to take a warm shower. That didn't work out very well at first, because there was a tree frog in my shower.

Seriously, some things only happen to me. I should have taken a picture of the little thing, you know, for posterity, but I was too busy panicking.

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